the oscars are always fun, and predicting the winners is even more fun. however, this year our girl Ellen is hosting and if nothing else america will get to see that women can look hot in designer tuxedos.
at first i thought i was reading FOX News, but it turns out CNN is quoting her performance hosting the Emmys after 9/11.
She famously opened that show joking that terrorists "can't take away our creativity, our striving for excellence, our joy. Only network executives can do that."
She went on to say she was an ideal host because: "What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?"